What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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when debbie meets downer

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Suck pussy

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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