- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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