What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Wigan.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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