Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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