- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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