- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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