I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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im gay

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Racial Equality

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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