- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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