You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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nolan is gay

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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