no

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Do u take sugar?

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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