What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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