Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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