- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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