Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Nickelback

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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