- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

why did the man die? he had cancer

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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