Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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You bumder!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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