- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

scraggle is in you pillow case

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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