Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Women's Rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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