Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

1+1=2

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Woman rights.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

You know whats funny Aids

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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