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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

whats worse than jonny james obviously

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

You know what's natural? Bears.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

what do you call a black guy african american

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

drew edminstin is a rat

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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