What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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The global news

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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