- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What does water smell like? water.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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