Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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