Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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