What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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more like nig!

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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