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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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