Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

You bumder!

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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