- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

why did the man die? he had cancer

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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