When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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