You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

CHORGLUND

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

a blond girl walks into a bar

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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