*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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