- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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