- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

knock knock? come in

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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