- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

gingers

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again