Tilt your screen back

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

1+1=2

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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