How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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