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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere