What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what do gay people eat?? food

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Sam Hengal.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Women's Rights Movement

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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