What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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I can count to potato.

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feminine literature

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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