whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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