To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Buzi vagy!

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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