- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

this is stupid .... yep

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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