- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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