- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Knock knock

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Kyle grund parker coffey

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

A man buys a prius

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

masturbating on a tarc bus

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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