What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Guess what? AIDS!

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

If youre African, why are you white?

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Anti Joke

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