What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's funny? Women's rights.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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