3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Double-whammy

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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