- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

ever tried african food? they neither

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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