Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

- Helen Keller

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

100 chefs walk into a bar

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

Justin

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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