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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

homosexuals are gay

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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