Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

your life

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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