- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's a joke? Funny

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

No thank you, I don't like violence

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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