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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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