What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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My name is Jeff

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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