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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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