there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Y u do dis?

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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