- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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