Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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