How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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