What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

whats 7+4? 74

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

CAS

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Q. who's george porchy?

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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