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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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