- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

The EPA.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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