- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

You know what's funny? Rape

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

BIG PENIS

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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