Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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