Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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I went to work today....

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I <3 Hitler

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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lol

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Anti Joke

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