What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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