- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

A guy was beet by his wife.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

FUS RO DAH!!!

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

to get to the other side.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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