- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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