too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Asians.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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