- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

did you stub your toe?

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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