Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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