a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

I'd like to make a withdraw

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Obama walks into a hospital....

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Velcro. What a rip off.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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