- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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