Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Christianity.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Daniel is a fag

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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