Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Anti Joke

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