Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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?J?o?k?e?

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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