- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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