- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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