Chuck norris

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

THe Election

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

hey guys im gay

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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