- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What is my name? I dont know

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

One day a man walked into a wall

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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