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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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