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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

brittney griner